2010 and counting...

     Just two years, eleven months and 20 days left before 12/21/2012, when the planet heats up from the middle (from a solar microwave-oven phenomenon) and starts rearranging it's tectonic plates, thus causing major catastrophic quakes, volcanoes, polar shifts and all manner of mayhem! Also from the sun is a repeat of the 1859 Carrington Event, where a huge solar flare erupts in the direction of earth and causes a massive geomagnetic burst that fries all electronics which takes a few years to recover from. And then we'll have to get those damn Mayans to start a new calendar again!  I wonder how much they're gonna charge for that?